why cant americans just use celsius it’s so much easier to spell than feiehreirheineiheit
do you mean degrees of FREEDOM
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When an employee at the McDonald’s drive through asks me how I’m doing, I always ask them back, just in case they need someone to talk to because you never know
Those fries could be salted with tears
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I dunno guys, look at her profile pic. That’s really impressive for a dog.
Someone get andrea a biscuit.
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I wrote a haiku
I hate group projects
just let me do it myself
everyone else sucks
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Girl you need to wear more v-necks.
